As a rule, I really dislike my commute from Connecticut to Manhattan every morning. But weekends brings a special kind of hatred. Weekdays, the majority of people on the train on commuters, just as miserable as I am. On the train, misery does not love company. On the train, misery demands silence. People who answer a vibrating phone saying “I get in at X o’clock. I’ll call when I get off the train” is tolerated. Anyone who dares hold a full conversation on their phone from their seat rather than moving to the vestibule is treated with scornful glares from eveyone else in the car who could care less about what your sister said to your husband about your bratty kid.
But saturdays and sundays? Please.
kids. screaming kids as far as the eye can see. It would be fine if I weren’t annoyed to be heading to on a sunday anyway. I like kids, I do. Just not on trains. Where there is no escape. I know, I know, wait till I have children. Well, I will have little soldiers. No problem.
Moving on, there’s Grand Central. Sunday morning Grand Central. What a walk of shame. I considered carrying a sign, this morning, saying “short skirts and boots are a privledge, not a right”. *shudder*
And while no subway line is reliable on a weekend, there’s nothing quite like sitting in the freezing cold of a 6 train car while listening to the melodic strains of DeathMetal coming out of the iPod earbuds of the guy sitting next to you, while you wait 3 minutes just for the doors to close and the train to move. Then there’s that strange smell that comes on at the next stop that means someone stepped in the remains of last night, or someone is still drunk from last night.
Oh New York, you’re always classiest on sunday mornings, aren’t you?